Dear God Happy Birthday. How are you? I am fine thank you. I know your busy I have just one quick question, actually more of an observation. Now I am not complaining, just curious why was it so cold today and down right chilly tonight? I can hardly move I’m so cold.
Don’t get me wrong, a 59 degree high is great and 45 degrees at night is refreshing. Terrific! In fact as a little side note, I got to wear a wool coat, hat and gloves today that I love to wear when I visit Boston and New York in the winter. So you see it’s all really great—just feels a little cold for L.A—but again, good, really good—just chilly—like freezing, like brrrr cold, especially for us L.A. natives.
I do want to be certain that there is no confusion here however so be be clear there is nothing here but 100% gratitude coming from me! I love the cold especially when I’m visiting the cold, that’s a perfect time for the cold for me, when I’m visiting the cold. You know taking in some Christmas shopping and a show in New York City during December with my amazing wife—which by the way thank you, fantastic job there, or a little romantic ski retreat to Deer Valley. Again incredible, particularly nice job on Deer Valley that place is stunning. So thanks for my amazing wife and great job on Dear Valley. Loud and clear? Amen I said!
Now I know your not asking my opinion but going out on a limb just in case you were curious to know what I think the ideal weather for L.A. would be this time of year, well that would around 80 by day and 75 or so at night—clear of course but you already know that I’m sure because you are the Man! And again amen and I know your not asking for my opinion but it’s there just in case you were curious and the cell phone things were interfering. You’re in charge. You are the man! Mr. Big, the biggest. By the way, I love Mary, Jesus and the Holy Spirit too. Huge fan of the Holy Trinity and did I say Mary? Would you please pass along my best regards, unless it is that they are here right now and in that case, Hello, you heard it here first, and thanks.
So once again, just to be perfectly clear, no complaints coming from me, just a little cold, cold like an ice cube but in a really fancy, happy ice cube in great drink with a paper umbrella and a slice of pineapple. So perfectly happy just really cold—cold like San Francisco should be. But no complaints coming from here at all. Nothing but 100% gratitude from me my Man.
Fantastic job by the way on this whole life thing, lots of fun things to do, I love my family and my life. Incredible women, kids are great, sites are amazing, the oceans—really great. I think we might be screwing it all up though and I am truly sorry about that. You know I do my part, recycle and all, cut the plastic rings apart off the soda pop cans, you know that kind of stuff, but it all adds up right.
Okay all kidding aside, you did a great job, do, pardon me, you do a great job, you da man, really, it’s all good down here. Don’t let that little cold thing I mentioned early worry you. I got a coat and your busy. I’ll be fine. So, thanks for listening. Amen.
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